Freedom Town, USA sounds like a bit we'd come up with.

Actually, no, we'd call it Freedomtown, Burgerland

It'd be hilarious if Infowars was purchased by a leftist org but the most likely outcome is that or some other billionaire buys it and keeps Alex Jones on air because he still brings in money.

TBH, the idea that there must be a Jewish state strikes me as a loud and open admission that if the St.Louis was out there today, people across the world would still insist they be turned away.

The US Government

For the same reasons they're the worst faction IRL

MFers heard Hegel and thought "Must be some commie shit."

It's not a literal train into space

IDK I imagine having a baseball diamond readily accessible to residents would lend itself toward building a stronger sense of community.

Tomb Raider in 1996: Lara is Lesbian!

G*mers in 1996: Cool! (For reasons)

Tomb Raider in 2023: Lara is Lesbian!

G*mers in 2023: Honestly, this feels forced. Why would they change it all these years later?

Does this count as reading theory?

Outside

During the height of the pandemic, I heard a coworker complaining about the mask mandates. She said (to a security guard, no less);

"You know what they're doing? They're trying to take away our human rights! Like they do in Russia! Or wherever it is The Communists are these days."

She was our union steward.

To think there was such a long stretch where Eugene_V_Dabs' body of work was inaccesible to anyone who hadn't already saved it.

Edit: Oh also the time Big Money Salvia dropped by.