[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago

"We'll keep fighting..."

Oh, so this is fighting?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not to mention how many millions of dollars sent to fuckin Azov

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

"Once in a generation"

so-far

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

TBH, the idea that there must be a Jewish state strikes me as a loud and open admission that if the St.Louis was out there today, people across the world would still insist they be turned away.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

The US Government

For the same reasons they're the worst faction IRL

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

MFers heard Hegel and thought "Must be some commie shit."

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Surely a cishet couple would only need to prove that they're medically incapable of conceiving? Like what's the point of trying for 2 years in a case where it just isn't going to happen?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

IDK I imagine having a baseball diamond readily accessible to residents would lend itself toward building a stronger sense of community.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

Tomb Raider in 1996: Lara is Lesbian!

G*mers in 1996: Cool! (For awooga reasons)

Tomb Raider in 2023: Lara is Lesbian!

G*mers in 2023: Honestly, this feels forced. Why would they change it all these years later?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

Yeah this pic really does make the whole thing look like a backyard fistfight between Nazis who disagree over the smallest shit

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

During the height of the pandemic, I heard a coworker complaining about the mask mandates. She said (to a security guard, no less);

"You know what they're doing? They're trying to take away our human rights! Like they do in Russia! Or wherever it is The Communists are these days."

She was our union steward.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

To think there was such a long stretch where Eugene_V_Dabs' body of work was inaccesible to anyone who hadn't already saved it.

Edit: Oh also the time Big Money Salvia dropped by.

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/261026

Featured song: Rumble by Link Wray and The Ray Men (March 31st, 1958/Cadence Records/New York, NY)

I find myself commenting about punk history a lot in this place. Seems a lot of you have questions and misunderstandings about the genre. Thought I'd throw my hat into the "Post something every day" ring, but with an informative twist. Of the things I'm encyclopedic about, punk history might be the one thing I'll never run out of stuff to say about.

To begin, I'd like to answer the most hotly debated question in punk rock: Who was first? There are a number of oft-cited answers but this one's mine.

It's winter, early 1958, in Virginia. While trying to lay down a guitar-centric version of The Stroll by The Diamonds, Link Wray's amp makes a noise it's not supposed to. Might have been some faulty electrics, might have been some bizarre environmental variables. All we know is that nobody had ever heard distorted guitar like this before, and that the world just wasn't the same afterward. The resulting instrumental, originally called 'Oddball' becomes a crowd favorite, with audiences requesting it multiple times a night. It also becomes one of Link's favorites, because he gets to make that noise again.

But it's never quite the same as that first time. Whatever the circumstances led to this early distorted guitar, they were too arcane for 1958 to fathom. Legend has it that Link destroyed a number of speaker cones trying to replicate the sound. Including the studio speaker he used to demonstrate the original sound to producer Archie Bleyer. Bleyer didn't like the song, didn't see the appeal. However, his stepdaughter was enamoured with it and convinced him that it should be released on Cadence Records.

When you listen to the song, are you picturing a bunch of 50s teenagers squaring off for a fight in an alleyway? If not, why not? Also, what would you call those kids with the greasy hair and leather jackets rolling around in gangs? Would you call them punks, per chance?

Phil Everly of The Everly Brothers noticed this too, and suggested the title Rumble because it sounded like a street fight. In fact, this imagery was so powerful that, to this day, Rumble remains the only instrumental to ever get banned from US airwaves. Despite being banned, it reached #11 on the R&B charts.

Rumble is my pick for first punk rock track because it was the first to mix ideas about punks and ideas about rock. When The Ramones got together 16 years later, they based their look and feel on the street toughs that came to mind when people heard the song in '58.

Further reasoning:

  1. "Punk is about being ugly." - Jehangir Tabari

Sure, Michael Muhammad Knight isn't the guy to tell the story of punk and Islam, but he made a good point there. The whole point of Rumble is that an electric guitar wasn't supposed to sound like that. But Link went ahead with it anyway, because despite being "ugly" it was cool and slightly menacing. What's more punk than that?

  1. They banned an instrumental!

It's the hysteria surrounding rock music and juvenile delinquency in its barest form. Rumble was so in-your-face for the time that it got banned for indecency despite having no lyrics. It pissed off parents across the nation and what's more punk than that?

Recommended Reading: None (homework is for squares, anyway)

Recommended Viewing: Rumble: The Indians Who Rocked The World (2017)

Tomorrow, Punk Goes West

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Can't wait to see Ravnica get compleated.

"WATCH OUT GUILDLESS! THE PHYREXIANS ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU! oh no they all have airpods in they cant hear us oh shit oh fuck"

Edit: Wait I just realized this means Krenko is at risk :kitty-cri-screm:

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I got home from work last night and was hooting a toot outside when I heard a noise from by the shed. It freaked me out because I know there are skunks in this area and I wasn't keen on getting spayed for the first time in my life. As I turned to go back inside, my neighbour's side door light came on and I saw a raccoon in the alleyway. I got out my phone to take a picture and then another one showed up. As soon as they saw me they turned to leave. That's when I said "No, don't go. I'm not a snitch, I'm not gonna tell anybody."

They. Came. Back.

As they tore through my neighbour's garbage I said "Yes, friends. Eat trash. Be free."

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