[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago

"We'll keep fighting..."

Oh, so this is fighting?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago

"Once in a generation"

so-far

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

Freedom Town, USA sounds like a bit we'd come up with.

Actually, no, we'd call it Freedomtown, Burgerland

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

TBH, the idea that there must be a Jewish state strikes me as a loud and open admission that if the St.Louis was out there today, people across the world would still insist they be turned away.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

The US Government

For the same reasons they're the worst faction IRL

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

MFers heard Hegel and thought "Must be some commie shit."

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

It's not a literal train into space

kitty-cri

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

IDK I imagine having a baseball diamond readily accessible to residents would lend itself toward building a stronger sense of community.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

Tomb Raider in 1996: Lara is Lesbian!

G*mers in 1996: Cool! (For awooga reasons)

Tomb Raider in 2023: Lara is Lesbian!

G*mers in 2023: Honestly, this feels forced. Why would they change it all these years later?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

Does this count as reading theory?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

During the height of the pandemic, I heard a coworker complaining about the mask mandates. She said (to a security guard, no less);

"You know what they're doing? They're trying to take away our human rights! Like they do in Russia! Or wherever it is The Communists are these days."

She was our union steward.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

To think there was such a long stretch where Eugene_V_Dabs' body of work was inaccesible to anyone who hadn't already saved it.

Edit: Oh also the time Big Money Salvia dropped by.

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Can't wait to see Ravnica get compleated.

"WATCH OUT GUILDLESS! THE PHYREXIANS ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU! oh no they all have airpods in they cant hear us oh shit oh fuck"

Edit: Wait I just realized this means Krenko is at risk :kitty-cri-screm:

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I got home from work last night and was hooting a toot outside when I heard a noise from by the shed. It freaked me out because I know there are skunks in this area and I wasn't keen on getting spayed for the first time in my life. As I turned to go back inside, my neighbour's side door light came on and I saw a raccoon in the alleyway. I got out my phone to take a picture and then another one showed up. As soon as they saw me they turned to leave. That's when I said "No, don't go. I'm not a snitch, I'm not gonna tell anybody."

They. Came. Back.

As they tore through my neighbour's garbage I said "Yes, friends. Eat trash. Be free."

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