[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Through the darkness

Of futures past

The magician longs to see

One chants out

Between two worlds

Firewalk with me

it-is-happening-again

edit: OOH OOH JOKE #2

Guess anything named concord is just plain cursed.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

For some reason I'm reminded of a wacky-ass documentary I saw once called CowJews and Indians.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Nah, they'd also allow Triumph of The Will.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah, like why you callin' them "females" bud? Wanna be reminded of "males" when you talk about 'em?

The accepted ways for heterosexual men to refer to the opposite sex are: Chicks, babes, birds, broads, dames, girls/gals, lassies/lasses, señora, maidens, and Sheilas*

Edit:

*Only if you're Australian, otherwise it's appropriation

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Yeah, that was my first choice. Could literally be making the most difference in the Wasteland but they decide to be a bunch of isolationist fuckwads instead.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

I remember making that discovery in Old World Blues and it was such a jarring tonal shift. It's like "Wacky 50's sci-fi movie concepts! Enjoy the campy robots and the funny scientists and this reference to an atrocity the US Government committed on its own soil and is still in living memory!"

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

My ex-wife got our Skyrim kids in the divorce

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Guy's just a reskin of Orko from He-Man.

And He-Man is just a reskin of the infinitely cooler Thundarr the Barbarian.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Literally what happened to a friend of mine. He was in a bookshop and only had enough money to buy Fellowship or Atlas Shrugged and chose Fellowship because he'd be able to buy a soda with the change.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

For all his shortcomings, Forrest Gump put a lot of the money he made from his Apple stocks back into his community.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Pour one out for the realest one

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I was going to give them benefit of the doubt because the creator is black but turns out I was thinking of Cyberpunk.

...As is tradition.

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