Daernerys Targaryan, who was about one of the only characters who wasn't a sex offender

She owned a sex slave and more than once used her as such

There are a couple characters in the story that aren't sex offenders but Dany isn't one of them

Tbh they probably don't mind. He's such a manipulable, weak-willed, cowardly loser that they probably love the opportunity to rewrite his entire brain/worldview for a while. Worst case nothing changes because the people who normally surround him rewrite his brain again before he can do anything, best case he does something beneficial to you because you convinced him it would Make America Great Again™

The only ones who seem to truly suffer in his presence are other weak-willed losers like Zelensky

Safely might still be incorrect? As far as I've heard there's basically no safe way to eject yourself from a plane unless it's literally by jumping out the door, because those ejector seats hit your ass so hard it usually causes back problems.

So they might have lifelong back pain if that makes you guys feel better?

the underage characters.

Technically they're not underage, which I only bring up because it's an extremely silly twist that they're all actually multiple years older than they think they are. Somehow these teenagers haven't noticed years of growth

Fun fact, nobody knew things could be round until George Washington invented the wheel in 1996.

America did just set the precedent for going to a foreign country, kidnapping people, and charging them for stuff that isn't illegal where they're from

Currently praying to God, Jesus, and the spooky ghost

Mr. Mangione you are hereby convicted of being based and sentenced to a parade in your honor

They got a lot of pretty mountains

The statue of liberty is such a cool symbol, honestly a top tier work of propaganda. From a period when the US was good at pretending to be cool and to have some kind of principles.

It's a shame it was always a lie

They're killing a guy over $33 mil? Here in the US they don't even invite you to the cool parties until you commit crimes worth at least $100 mil

I'm honestly not even sure why they used the "breathing" as hyperbole, because this is based on an actual vote where all the other western nations voted yes rather than abstaining. The vote is on making food a human right. Since food is just as necessary to live as breathing, all this "hyperbole" does is convince people that the US isn't actually this evil, which it literally is.