You also need to realize that just because your state always votes red, it's NOT JUST THE PRESIDENTIAL VOTE that matters. It's the local politicians that get seats in the House and Senate that matter just as much (or more?!?). Pay attention just more than just who's running for President.

I would play the hell out of that! If only there were some way to insert Mary Elizabeth Winstead in there - GotY!

Still one of the sexiest planes in existence. I'm hating them being retired.

I doubt he cut you off - if you've ever driven an old Jeep, just hitting a pothole (and there are LOTS of 'em!), it's an automatic lane-change!

I look at it as a game at this point - bonus points when you can look away from the road for 0.3 seconds while white-knuckled hands on the steering-wheel...and see the fear in the other driver's eyes.

I love my Jeep...you actually have to DRIVE IT WHILE FULLY FOCUSED versus playing with your phone!

I'm on my 3rd Husky (one them was white...he was a cool dude).

I love the breed, but I'm getting too damn old to harness up my current one, grab my skateboard and MUSH!

Great dogs...but can be a nightmare for the uninformed/unprepared!

I'm going all-in on shitpost.

Military personnel are still just people doing the job...just like the rest of us.

Go on...you have my attention...

That's just the lid...usually the toilets are about knee high.

But I would never NOT have a bidet in my house ever again. And yes, I'm in the U.S.

Scooby-Doo would a word with you...he just enjoyed some things in the past that are now legal in most U.S. states. That doesn't make him, or his relatives "disgusting"!

I love keeping them on the phone as long as possible! It's damn-near a hobby of mine.

Today I got one I've never heard before. They were from the "Automobile Collision" Company that said they have money for me from my accident! I like free money...let's do this!

They transferred me three times up the chain...final one was their lawyer - that's where the call dropped. Suffice it to say...I was disappointed to not hear the end.

One of my favorites, in case y'all would like to use it - I claimed (in a Southern drawl) I was an Alligator Hunter...in Nevada. "Business is a bit slow...and I can't go to the zoo no more." Kept them on the line for 44 minutes...almost beat my record.

I have yet to meet a dog that doesn't like Bully Sticks. For the uninitiated, I'd hesitate to look up what they are - you've been warned!

If it were American "cheese" he'd be preserved for a millenia!