And we're pointing out the word pedophile describes you.

What's your problem with accurate use of words?

Code monkeys are never smart, they just code.

Remove the elevator option and make sure it's in a windy location and I'm sold.

Navel gazing is.

Naval gazing is either staring at boats, or not knowing the words you're trying to use because autocorrect can't save you from your "boneappletea" idioms while trying to be

I'd like to bet my entire net worth on stupid, please. Odds don't matter.

The short answer is Americans are fucked. The slightly longer: While there may be a slight improvement in savings from 2020 to 2023, there was a point where people were trending upwards in savings before it took a dive down and stagnated, which people both will notice and rightly be upset with. This fact is more significant to the population.

That is, being "I got up to 3k in my savings two years ago and thought I was finally getting ahead and now it's down to 2.2k because of life." Is more meaningful to a person than "Well three years ago you had 2k and now you have 2.2k after those three years of trying to save, you're doing better, guys, better appreciate Biden's economy"

Or: losing 800 dollars over 2 years means more to a person's psyche than gaining 200 over 3 years.

This motherfucker thinks he's less embarrassing than a Redditor. Hilarious. Anyhow, you can say "Thank You" for the Hexbear explaining your own social media platform to you, because, as always, they'll need to explain the things that go on which you have no idea of their cause. At least this one you might actually accept as true.

When I think "People who watch Vtubers" my first overwhelming thought is "They are the people who would otherwise be impregnating everyone, if only this anime girl had smaller breasts."

It's a pretty obvious conclusion.

Why the fuck they gotta be mini? Crank that shit up to 11.

Ok, but you laugh at them for literally believing in magic in the year 2023, so obviously these behaviors are morally equivalent, because they both upside people on each side. Q.E.D.

They're just post-hoc rationalizing the fact they're filthy little gremlins. Lets not pretend like their hygiene is any better at home, where their excuses aren't applicable.

Well, sometimes Hexbears like a target even easier and more blatantly absurd than a Lib.