I'm glad they don't want to touch what they fucked up, but I think this is a case of referring him to actual neurosurgeons to help him mitigate any potential damage at their own expense. They won't because that's admitting fault for litigation purposes, but Jesus that's bad.

Or they'll move to a subscription model even though you paid initially for unlimited access to your [vital organ of choice]

I appreciate your post, but the typo makes this read like a Tim and Eric sketch.

When you change the definition of person, anything can be automated!

We're all bots here

14 eyes + 14 tentacles = ❤️ 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

I know it's capeshit, but this was half the plot of Captain America: Winter Soldier. The other half was about a man getting over his ex boyfriend

Liege Lord to Land Lord Pipeline :

Technically, it's once in a lifetime if the hurricane kills you. Don't forget that billionaires have bunkers built to survive the growing climate disasters

I remember my mom scolding me for calling my brother nimrod because I didn't get the joke and thought it was just an insult.

You're doing a great job!