I was high in bed listening to krautrock.

All dogs are small enough to pick up with one hand if you've got really big hands.

What the fuck?

DDR. Yeah, I was one of those kids.

Why start your own marriage when you can become a minority stakeholder by investing in mine? Minimize risk and maximize reward, dummy. It's basic economics.

Your Twitter handle: 🇺🇦

The Twitter handle of the guy she told you not to worry about: 🇮🇱

Tankie = radical fishtank enthusiast

Woke = up this morning and checked on my tanks

I'm assuming someone has already mentioned the problems this causes when googling health concerns, but have y'all tried looking up animal advice recently? I was trying to find some info on a rare parosphromenus species I'm working with. In the old days, this would have taken me to some niche forum threads full of posts from dedicated conservationists. Instead I found dozens of articles with care requirements listed that would have killed the fish in a matter of weeks.

At present it's still pretty easy to recognize GPT text when you see it, but it's enough to fool web crawlers and by the time they roll out GPT5 it will probably be a lot more difficult for humans to tell it apart.

I'm a graphic designer with this issue. I'm highly creative but I never know what something I'm creating is going to look like until it is created. I bet you it's probably pretty similar with writing.

Damn, this is good media criticism.

Your dog is going to turn into a cat.

Wait do you think they are, though?