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Once again I am calling for forced education camps.

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[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 83 points 1 year ago

I think my dog may be autistic. he can't even talk, he just makes weird barking noises

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"My dog is non verbal, can't recognize social cues and has to be told with predetermined language what to do. He gets extremely uncomfortable when he doesn't get his walks on schedule and he has a single minded fascination with certain specific activities (sniffing butts)."

[-] jack@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

there's a theory of animal cognition by an autistic zoologist that animals are basically all autistic

I don't know if there's any validity to it at all but it's a thinker

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Seems unintuitive to me to use terms for human neurology for animals with diverse neurological forms but I'm not a zoologist so what the fuck do I know about any of this?

[-] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Stimming in the middle of the street, running away, raising an autistic child is so much work!

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah my kid does that when they're having a meltdown.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

this just in: a majority of american dog owners are basically irredeemable reactionaries

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago

this just in: a majority of american ~~dog owner~~s are basically irredeemable reactionaries

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Many people are saying this

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

this just in: a majority of american dog ~~owners~~ are basically irredeemable reactionaries

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

doggo-matapacos disagrees (south America is an America)

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

So fucking what if it makes your dog get autism? Even accepting their premise it's so dumb of a fear

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

help facebook my 3 year old is still nonverbal!!! alaskan malamute if it matters

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Add essential oils to their water

[-] Lochat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Bottled water of course, since there's poison fluoride in the tap water.

[-] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

You're blessed then

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago
[-] roux@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 1 year ago

Is tail wagging considered stimming?

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

fuck it must feel so good. jealous of dogs rn.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Dogs invented the downward facing dog pose. You ever see a cat really get a stretch in on a scratch post? Fuckers go belly to the wall, ass to the sky. Crazy good stretch if you copy them.

[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

my dog has a hyperfixation on chew toys

mine has an obsession with outdoor cats

[-] Iraglassceiling@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

DONT GET ME STARTED

…Ok, but you got my started. Vaccine reactions, specifically vaccine associated sarcomas, are a real documented risk for animals getting vaccinated. They are associated with adjuvanted vaccines, especially the rabies vaccine. They are rare, but we know they happen.

We still recommend vaccinating your animals.

These numbskulls are inventing fake shit to get worried about instead of educating themselves about the real, actual scary things.

I hope their dogs don’t get rabies, because there is no antemortem test 🙃

[-] Iraglassceiling@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

🙃😐🙃😐🙃😐 <- what an animals’ head looks like rolling across the floor after it’s been decapitated to check for Rabies.

[-] Saizaku@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Americans are actually gonna make a human rabbies virus epidemic happen aren't they?

[-] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

"Don't want to do anything unnatural to my pug; better not vaccinate it."

[-] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

pug: (barely able to breathe as it is)

[-] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

dalmation: (unspeakable rage and bone pain)

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

2029: Majority of Americans are refusing to wear chaps because they don't believe the roaming rabid dog packs are real.

[-] jasondj@ttrpg.network 20 points 1 year ago

Sooo many feral dogs because these are the same people who won’t spay/neuter.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Next Romero zombie film sounding good.

[-] DroneRights@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know an autistic dog. He spends all day staring at the ceiling because he likes the way lights look. He hates being pet, but he loves hiding under a table where someone is sitting. He doesn't understand social norms

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[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

My new puppy dying of fucking nuclear rabies to own the libs

[-] sixCats@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago

It’s funny a border collie is in the photo because they are autistic

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Your dog is going to turn into a cat.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

An outdoor kkkat to be precise.

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I mean, I’m a little skeptical of them because they’re made for profit and probably have way less oversight than human vaccines, but it’s more about sanitation and quality than some Jenny McCarthy shit

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago

This makes me angry in ways that idiots self-selecting their way out of the population never could. Protect your goddamned dog!

[-] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Dog morgellons real!!!

[-] smiley@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

My dog can only talk when walking backwards, someone help!

[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

You guys are a bunch of assholes to make light of this. My partner took their new dog to the vet for vaccines and it came back microchipped. They're even microchipping fucking dogs now.

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

They're building the dogopticon

foucault-madness

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This made me realize that I make jokes about forcibly educating people a lot. Maybe it's like a kink thing and they desperately want education but asking for it would ruin the experience for them

[-] djmarcone@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Hey, if they so obviously lied about the covid jabs being "safe" and "effective" (their own documents they tried to hide for 70 years clearly show that was a blatant lie) what else are they lying about?

Hmmmm?

LOL.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The vaccine for covid hasn't been around for 70 years, how would they have 70-year old covid vaccine documents to hide? And who is the "they" even? The us government? Big Vaccine?

[-] djmarcone@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Well, in all seriousness, Pfizer was ordered by a judge to release their documents re:the covid jabs testing and so on, which they had previously formally requested to not have to release for 70 years. No joke.

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