Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

You can do this whole comic with two panels.

It was a good attempt.

Its true. This is a common tailoring question for men. Nothing to do with being fondled and everything to do with the pants fit. If you are getting measured like this for expensive pants your going to get nudged a bit anyways when they do the inseam measure.

Man, that is not my take on the lemmy community lol.

Oh hello Cullman Alabama

I cant be bothered to look at Instagram so best wishes and see you on the flip side.

This is the sort of toxic response OP is talking about. You even creeper his post history and probably downvoted all his posts. So toxic /s

Can confirm my base 60 clock from Kmart says its 42:32pm right now.

Because uprooting their life to prove a random stranger wrong would be a figuratively bigger disaster than the event in reference.

What about all the other bad words...

"That's an increase of about 8% from last year."

Or as I like to say 1% less than yearly inflation.