[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 85 points 1 month ago

Isn't this something that the fediverse was explicitly designed to support?
We're making fun of them for making use of one of the foundational features of the platform?

If they don't like it there, they can move again. And again. Or host their own instance.

Idk what this creepy vicarious butthurt is about, or why it has become so popular.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 90 points 3 months ago

Young people today are struggling to make ends meet - they don't have enough comfort and free time to be able to donate their labor.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 95 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah yes.

Woah were half way there
Woah-oh lucky charms on a pickle

My favorite lyrics

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 72 points 4 months ago

Gross
But considering the current state of Google search, not as gross as it was.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 79 points 8 months ago

People at my company are like "why are we wasting screen real estate with white space?" and I imagine they see the last image is an ideal UX

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 85 points 8 months ago

No lie, after taking about 2 weeks of my first programming course in university, I did almost exactly this, trying to make a poker game.

I hadn't learned about objects, or functions, or even loops. Just one big method that had an if for every hand permutation.

I hadn't ever been exposed to programming before, and I loved it, but I knew nothing about it. Those were the only tools I had in my toolbox, and you know what they say about how when you only have a hammer everything looks like a nail.

I'm a professional dev now, so I really hope I grew out of it lol

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 114 points 8 months ago

I've got some bad news for you...

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 73 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Flat earthers ain't never touched a globe out here like "yeah, Greenland is about the same size as the continental united states and most of northern Africa"

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I'm right here! (i.imgflip.com)
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Now that isekai has firmly established itself as a subgenre in western storytelling (although it has always been there in some form), it got me thinking about what to call the subgenres of isekai itself.

If isekai itself is being transported to another world/universe, and reverse isekai is someone from another world being transported to ours... Then what do we call someone from another world being transported to another other wold? Or someone from our world being transported to another time in our world? Do these have names already?

Setting aside if we like or appreciate isekai, if they don't have genres names yet I thought it'd be funny to come up with our own. What do you think we should call all the sub-subgenres?

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 137 points 9 months ago

I'm trying to figure out what X-ray equipment can be stolen that is worth only thousands of dollars. A case of those films you bite on when they x-ray your teeth?

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This cow is clearly a boss, IDC what you say.

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Scientists couldn't find the head of the starfish. Turns out, the entire thing is head, it's the body that is missing.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to c/dnd@lemmy.world

I had an idea for an offensive consumable item, and I figured I’d share it and get some feedback. Its power scales with the user, so it should presumably be pretty rare. on consuming, it casts a spell, but I didn’t want to make the spell separately so I’m just describing the item as though it was a spell too. it perhaps tries to do a bit too much, but I thought it wouldn’t be the same if I took away any particular aspect.

#The Martyr’s Evil Eye

  • range/area: self / sphere 5ft + 5ft for every level of exhaustion sacrificed
  • duration: instantaneous
  • damage: necrotic / remaining caster HP + 1/3 max HP for every death save sacrificed
  • save: CHA save for half-damage

A black marble with faint green swirls, that seem to move when seen out the corner of the eye. With a willing sacrifice of life force and stamina, the marble cracks open and a necrotic aura radiates out, quickly obscuring those within the sphere. Flashes of green light from within briefly silhouette nightmarish creatures. The aura expands out, reaching its maximum size, before popping like a bubble and exposing the haggard survivors and withered bodies of the dead. The fragments of the marble turn to dust.

Item must be in contact with the caster. All creatures within the radius of the sphere, including the caster, take damage equivalent to the caster’s remaining HP. The caster may increase the damage by 1/3 of their max HP for every death saving throw they sacrifice. All creatures, except the caster, take half-damage on a successful CHA saving throw. Radius of the sphere is 5ft plus an additional 5ft for every level of exhaustion sacrificed.

The item is for self-sacrifice in a moment of desperation. The more you sacrifice, the more damage is dealt, but the lower your chances of escape and survival. Sacrifice more of your own life force to deal more damage to each enemy, sacrifice your exhaustion to deal damage to more enemies. If you sacrifice all 3 death throws, or all 6 levels of exhaustion, then you’re instantly dead, but you deal the maximum damage to maximum enemies.

I thought that an item that always killed the user was kind of boring, so i included the part about death saves. I included the part about exhaustion so that even if the unconscious character is immediately healed back to consciousness, there are still lasting repercussions that make rejoining the fight or even fleeing difficult. Plus it fit thematically - health for health, and effort/exhaustion to cover area.

I also imagined the exhaustion bit as a ring, where you could increase range/area of a spell by spending levels of exhaustion.

What are your thoughts? Its kind of mechanically complicated, but I didn’t know how to simplify it without losing something too much character.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 114 points 1 year ago

I'd bonk you to horny jail, but I get the feeling that it might be more reward than punishment

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to c/memes@lemmy.ml

To be clear, not talking about this community, obviously 😛.

What's the point of writing down rules, if mods just do what they want? But I suppose that's the risk you take when you call someone a liar in a small community; they might be a mod.

Edit: I'm not trying to say that mods suck, they perform a useful and often thankless job. Just that it can be difficult for small communities to get a healthy number of good mods, which can become a problem.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
  • Adding a line: ✅
  • Removing a line: ✅
  • Modifying a line: ✅
  • Moving a codeblock: ❌ i see you've rewritten everything, let me just highlight it all.

RIP reviewers on my PR.

(Meme created by my coworker)

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Everyone knows that sailor moon would kick Goku's ass in a fight anyway

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 114 points 1 year ago

We will never consumer our way of of a problem capitalism created. And public transit is nearly always a better solution to spending on car infrastructure.

... but... If you're gonna buy a new car anyway, they have the potential to cause less climate impact (although they're still environmentally devastating in other ways). As power generation becomes cleaner, so too do the cars. ICE cars are already about as environmentally friendly as they're gonna get, but EVs still have a lot of potential improvement (both in emissions and in things like material mining).

Although the tire microplastics is gonna get worse.

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Nobody wants to run a Roomba while they're still home, right?

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 95 points 1 year ago

Someone in the govt got a old Ukranian dude to speak to the parlement, and they all applauded him for fighting Russia in WW2, forgetting that the people who faught Russia in WW2 were the Nazis.

They had accidentally invited a literal Nazi to speak, and applauded him for it.

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