[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

But why were the license plates in jail?

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Ha! Ha! The browser name is "Brave" and yet they all have nuts the size of raisins!

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Nicolas Cage, "You don't say?"

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

I'd love it if we started the internet from scratch again with no search engines, just webrings and link books and geocities pages everywhere

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

"Off chance", no, I'd say the off chance was that he was a demigod as claimed

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The sign said, "Everybody welcome, Come in, kneel down and pray"

But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn't have a penny to pay!

So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign.

I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinking about me, I'm alive and doin' fine".

Woooooaaah!

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

Oh, I've been calling it my slave name

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

I doubt the Ottomans had permission to take them from the Romans

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

I like this game, mostly for the girls but also for the materia

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Good for them

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

I heard that shop was a hummus

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Shazbot!!!!

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