No no, he simply misspoke, he's not dropping out, he's coming out

They should actually throw a real curve ball, and prove that we’re not red states and blue states but the United States, by nominating Donald Trump Jr.

He's actually trying to say "Battle Bus", he is announcing he wants to 1v1 Trump in Fortnite for the presidency

Dang, I'm sure he could have made it if not for his ailing health

Wait, I thought that was what the 'username' field was for?

When an open-world game gets an expansion but they can't expand the map so they just pretend there was always an island in the middle of the lake

I hear they actually cloned him 500 times and chose the one who could do the best bong rip to do this and killed the rest by shooting them out of a cannon into the sea

These people must have been really scared of Elizabeth Warren when she said that stuff about blood and teeth on the floor

What do the Gamers even think is happening, how is this company turning games woke? Like, the devs are already woke but don't know how to make woke games, so they contract Sweet Baby Games to tell them "make the protagonist a black woman"? Or the devs are based and unwoke, and somehow get tricked into paying them to make the games woke against their will?

Disco Elysium: Dancing All Night

There isn't enough BBC footage of a school bathroom shot with low exposure coming from Gaza, we just can't be certain at this point

The capitalists have analyzed these graphs, and wouldn't you know it, the result is that we need more exploitation