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How long until every consumer electronic device in the US has a bomb in it for "national security"?
Oh no! What will China do when these superhumans that do the work of 1000 people leave? If 100 millionaires leave that's like 100,000 workers leaving the workforce!
It's illegal to be cishet this month...which means you're all committing crimes and that's pretty sick 
The people who got $500,000 in PPP loans for their boat dealership and never had to pay anything back
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"China is curing diabetes, but at what cost?"
Every crisis an opportunity for 
And American factory workers were eating ham sandwiches or McDonald's lmao
the sun is setting and I haven't done shit today 
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I am the stink
(hexbear.net)
Edit: Easter Corn 
Roger Moore + Soup = Roger Moo
Prince + Pooping and Surfing = Prince Harry
Frosty the Bloodman
Starfield is already shit but in five years it'll look like bloody green shit
They know that and they're betting on being able to complete the ethnic cleansing and have it completely normalized by the west. Every neoliberal politician in the world is trying their hardest to shut down opposition because they also want to do the same to their own "undesirables".
Democrat is president > military is woke > chuds side with enemies of the state
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Dating apps are so fucking cursed
(hexbear.net)
Isn't the entire point of the profile and matching system to filter incompatible people out? Why can I match with 50 people and not a single one wants to get a coffee or something after exchanging a few pleasantries? Everybody hates these things and yet they refuse to do anything IRL to get off them. Is there some Manchurian candidate activation codeword that I'm missing? I feel like everyone treats this shit solely as an ego booster and actually gets pissed off that anyone tries to interact with them. How do you meet people in hellworld if you don't drink?
Me after dozens of dead-end back-and-forths that lead to nowhere despite having shared interests and presumably being attracted to each other since we matched: 
Hmm, maybe it's the extreme commodification of relationships and atomization under capitalism that prevents you from getting anywhere with this garbage 
Nope, must be because @SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net didn't say my favorite "The Office" quote and send me a playlist with 50 of the greatest songs I've never heard that made me instantly fall in love with them. I have no idea what other people expect from these things but I'm not doing labor for someone that I don't even know is real. Thanks for reading my rant, any advice is appreciated.
And yet Kissinger still lives 
SuperZutsuki
joined 3 years ago
Taylor Swift is a billionaire who takes 30 minute private jet flights to avoid being in traffic. Fuck her.