[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago

Literally all it would take is reintroducing predators

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 63 points 6 months ago

It needs to hurry up and pop already. Looking forward to more Mario brother action.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 67 points 6 months ago

I'm sorry. I hope your air fryer gets better soon.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 66 points 6 months ago

It's extremely disheartening that a country presumably devoid of religious brainworms does this to people. China, please look to Cuba for guidance on this.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 64 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Please read this in a courtroom PIGPOOPBALLS

Death to all slaveowners, landlords, CEOs, billionaires, and their neoliberal pets

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 60 points 9 months ago

How long until every consumer electronic device in the US has a bomb in it for "national security"?

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$50 of MORE

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Really makes you thinking-about-it

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actually fucking slaps

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

It's satire but the fact that I had to check to make sure really says a lot about society

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let them fight (hexbear.net)
[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

countdown to

"China is curing diabetes, but at what cost?"

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RETVRN (hexbear.net)
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The year is 2057 (hexbear.net)

You huddle around the one news screen in your slum. The AI generated hologram of Jim Kramer comes on to talk about the economy. "Sure, China has had 320 consecutive growth quarters but their economy will certainly collapse by next quarter and then we'll be back on top." You smile, knowing that the evil Chinese Communist Party is finally getting the comeuppance they deserve.

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Unrelated doubt the sun is setting and I haven't done shit today screm-a

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Alice of KJB, Trashfuture, and WTYP changed her name to November. November was 3 months ago. The pattern is Name = Current Month - 3. Therefore, in March her name will be December.

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I am the stink (hexbear.net)
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Edit: Easter Corn corn-man-khrush

Roger Moore + Soup = Roger Moo

Prince + Pooping and Surfing = Prince Harry

Frosty the Bloodman

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago

The trick is to study abroad and never come back. Fuck this hellhole, that's what I should have done.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago

We're going to war with China with the decade, aren't we? The US won't allow human rights to flourish like this

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago

Democrat is president > military is woke > chuds side with enemies of the state

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago

scratched fash: getting thrown into the mass ban barbara-pit

mfw: squidward-chill

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