While complaining that NYC is just littered with piss bottles
Poor couch got shot in the face while hunting
That second one looks exactly like the space shuttle...
They really want Harris that badly?
The thing is she has kids, not biological, but still kids.
Funny answer: their dog won't let them leave the room if they smell too much.
Slightly serious answer: bidets are magic.
30 5-year olds is a lot of 5 year olds
What if they get a reply that says "I do not consent, I do not contract, I do not accept your terms and conditions" on their paperwork with a new copy of the ticket? Just keep throwing their bull back at them.
Or you sleep with a bunch of managers
Edit... I typed work, you damn phone. Or maybe I'm tired and need sleep
She became the manager
As an engineer, I don't believe in any of that mind reading mumbo jumbo.
Imagine it a cursed sword of outing people, or a blessed sword of validation