I would accept "I work for the team that tries to detect ad blockers on YouTube, and slow down the process with bureaucracy."

In a linked article at the bottom, about Dems still hoping to take the house, there's a brain dead quote:

“We swung the pendulum too far to the left,” Rep. Ritchie Torres, D-N.Y.

Is THAT what they are thinking? What in the ever living fuck.

Cards against humanity has a sticker for that

None of those words were denial, or calling him a liar. Interesting

Edit: I've read it now, and there is a denial.

Instead, a comparison between Trump's project 2025 vs her goals might be better. Actually look to the future, instead of the doom and gloom of "don't vote for him" would do wonders to get people excited to vote, which helps turnout.

After you get snipped, it's potentially weeks/months before you are shooting blanks, a switch like this is less of babies/no babies and more like babies/accidental babies.

Edit: sorry for facts on shit post

This is solid not the onion article. I'm pleased.

Edit: I thought it said Soros, not Santos, one was way crazier than the other.

Damn, maybe we can be replaced...

... It vibrates too?

"even if they smell" would have been a great addition

To add to that, starting with "hi" and waiting for a reply is a great way to not get a reply from me.

Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.