American bit idea: everyone gets more racist when a South African becomes the scapegoat for the failures of government.
You deserve this happiness, friend. It is the least you deserve. I hope Palestine gets to stand in peace and the presence of justice for 100 years.
Bizarre reason why McDonald's worker might not receive $60,000 reward for identifying Luigi Mangione
Be me
McDonald's Cashier
Got Paper's Please during the Steam Summer Sale(Tm)
Finally got to play it
Showupforwork.jpg.exe
Feeling funny at work
"Can I see your papers please?"
Guy looks surprised but obliges
WTF it worked???
Look at the ID
It says he's 76 years old
Look at the name
Kill D. CEO
Picture is the kid from Superbad
Make a copy of it in the copy machine right by the fryer
"Thank you sir, your food will be right out"
Try to alert the police
They show up before my 911 call connects
Guys I think I just made $60,000!!
What would the ROK even use as propaganda? discount on your first oil change with the purchase of a new car? AI assistant when you get a payment plan for a cell phone?
Sorry, saw 88 comments and had to intervene. You're welcome
if you're gonna call me a dumbass, you better put 'sensitive' in front of it, you whack assholes 
It was a DEBATE 
THE CONTEXT WAS THAT IT WAS A DEBATE 
That would be a plot twist on par with One Piece. If that's the case and we, as an audience, had to learn a bunch of class consciousness for it to make sense then that's good writing. If, then, JFK were the victim of a negligent shampoo company, then I would spend the rest of my life curating and teaching American history so it can be told in the same order I learned it.
I had a mini scare cause I read the title and thought it was a Gorbachev thing.
Reminiscing about being born and raised by my mixed race parents happily enough. I had to learn gradually as an adult how people have (strong) opinions about the race of their partner. And then another layer of brain worms, caring about the race of the partner of people they don't even know.
For what it's worth, I've been friends with Mormons who were cool and an ex Mormon who fucking owns.
This person getting a jury nullification would be a defining moment. It would be a history book turning point where everyone turned into a barbaric cannibal
I think it would start WW3 as surely as Archduke Ferdinand started WW1