As a rule of thumb, whenever I see Yemen in the news, I always think that I'm a citizen in One Piece hearing about what the Straw Hats are up to while resisting villains.
I'd throw a dart at a list of water parks in the US, go to that park's food court, and post a picture of the price of food. I guarantee it's creepier than those pictures.
I can't tell you how relieved I was to go places outside the anglosphere, and sometimes even in the anglosphere, and being fed for a price comparable to going to a US grocery store even while being a captive audience.
The people calling for League of Legends to be banned because Riot is a subsidiary of Tencent are so fucking funny.
You can pretty safely assume they could have included this emoji 
Bit idea: take martial arts and then talk about the techniques you learn and how they could damage the human body in a 50 word essay in order to further skew the data set.
TW//I'm gonna do it
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If I were in an MMA match against my political opponent and I got them in an armbar, it would be dangerous if they didn't submit. As my responsibility is only for my own safety and my goal is to win, I would continue to apply pressure to the joint. Therefore, their arm would get hyper-extended and it would cause damage to the joint, ultimately it would likely tear ligaments. In extreme cases you could pop the elbow out of place. A referee intervenes on their behalf at that point. It's a combat sport, but it's not a blood sport; you're not supposed to butcher each other.
I was going to phrase it mildly as "caring about people regardless of their station in life" but yeah.
Lil bro upholds liberalism for the love of the game. Compared to his contemporaries who cynically wield the power, he's not that rich. He just loves to do austerity in order to afford more imperialism.
I know it probably won't happen, but if we go by the heuristic that only the funniest thing possible can happen, the Cardi B Cultural Revolution is one of the highest probability outcomes of the ever intensifying contradictions.
Give me an iPad baby hitting decisions from a multiple choice box given by staffers in-between AI generated children's videos and you'd probably get a better track record
lawful good: against the chest
neutral good: hand to shaft
chaotic good: against the face
lawful neutral: latex glove
true neutral: with a condom
chaotic neutral: while smoking
lawful evil: ruined orgasm
neutral evil: flicking
chaotic evil: over the pants (with intent for climax)
Brilliant idea! My go to would have been making more work for them. I'd tell people I changed my mind about my nickname until they got sick of me and I'd get in trouble. If I had some friends who were down for the cause it would have been a nightmare. Cause I'm the type of comrade who, once in detention and they're trying to be real serious and talk sternly with me, if I had a single audience member who would have found it funny I'd double down on the bit
*"Now WDYMP, I'm going to tell you right now, our name policy is important bec-"
"It's Peter"*
Tangentially, I credit some of my success and enjoyment of combat sports to this disposition. If you lack the authority to simply throw the book at me because we're sparring, then you better have an answer to my silly question (e.g. what if I just push you?) or I'm going to win by outsmarting you.
For me personally, the cry lady liberty going "noooooo don't fuck the couch noooooo" is the best.