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Kelly - "Sofa So Good" (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Wertheimer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago

Slutty Home Furnishings

He's done it again folks.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

That neckbeard chefs-kiss

How does this one not have a sicko of some sort in it? sicko-wistful

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

I think the slutty couch is the sicko stand in this time. One mans sicko is another mans slutty couch.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

the-more-you-know

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

Weeping Lady Liberty becoming a window-peeper is sicko enough

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I still want Lady Liberty to become an actual sicko eventually. sicko-wistful

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

sicko-yin-yang

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Inside you there are two Kelly characters. kelly

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

How does this one not have a sicko of some sort in it?

Sickos only appear when The American Way of Life is threatened. By way of their hip hop video games music, and their swing dancing, and their eating a diet that is less than 90% meat (10% corn).

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

and their eating a diet that is less than 90% meat

peterson-pill-dinner

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Right. Or cruelly enforcing school-zone speed limits.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 2 months ago

Because the sicko is a lib.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

oooaaaaaaauhhh

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

Tag yourself, I'm the slutty home furnishings

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

Trump's goat legs

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

the first heart rising from the couch, because it's the one that's most to the left rat-salute-2

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

JD's sweat panting

[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 months ago

Finally a good fucking meme. Sometimes Lemmy feels more littered than Reddit, with the amount of low effort memes about him.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

Yeah Kelly is a guy who really respects the craft

[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Hexbearr are masters of the post.

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

im-doing-my-part

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

Slutty home furnishings is the name of my indie sleeze cover band

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

A real hot couch guy

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

:kelly:

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

For me personally, the cry lady liberty going "noooooo don't fuck the couch noooooo" is the best.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Kelly is an NTR-fan, confirmed.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Lady Li-Bull-ty

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

another day another banger

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Love seat lmao

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Kelly was obviously inspired by my art

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 2 months ago

lmao

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Sofa King A Couch

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Devil Rick James in his ear: "Fuck that couch...!"

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I was listening to QAA and Jake was talking about how sad he was about people bullying JD Vance with the fake couch story. In the episode about the Trump assassination attempt he said he was horrified when some grandma had told him she wished he'd been killed

I like the pod but that man's brain is made from sawdust