My honest reaction to assshidgold

If Socialism Was a Beer!

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Definitely modded, I'm playing it rn and it's definitely not that bad.

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

This is like combining historical bloodlines in ck2

Kid's gonna have a combined +10 opinion bonus with xennials, +10 to poets and .2 prestige per month

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Choose your fighter

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

trying to goof on trump eating fast food and gf keeps insisting "oh he just pretends to for his image, you know how billionaires are with curating image" but like how impossible is it that guy would eat fast food regularly to the point of insisting he switches out packaging and has his chefs make better versions, and that he wouldn't do this because he'd be afraid of being poisoned

she admits its a conspiracy and that he definitely has no taste but wanted me to post this bc she wants to see what ppl say

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

bro thinks he's Kazuma Kiryu

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to the guy who invented Salafism

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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

SPQR PMC radlib Marian supporters: "Noooo you have to support the urbanes being put into the military, it's the only way to ensure they'll be trained for the revolution and overthrow the patricians!"

Their reaction when Sulla does part of that revolution for them with his proscriptions: "Noooo you can't get rid of the rich that way, it has to be an uprising by the plebs of Rome!"

Their reaction when Spartacus and his liberation army approaches Rome to do just that: "Ewww, non-Romans and their bad optics! Please Marcus Licinius Crassus, protect us!"

Their reaction when Crassus kills the slaves fighting for their freedom: "Finally, those violent tankie slave rebels are crucified and dead, now we can properly do the revolution!"

SMH these so-called Gracchans are an insult to those fine brothers' names

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submitted 5 years ago* (last edited 5 years ago) by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

We've got:

Metal Gear Ray (Modo): A tank with an overbloated budget, typical of the MIC, that gets taken down super easily

Blade Wolf: Actually not that bad of a person, but still another over-budgeted war machine.

Mistral: French Foreign Legion member who feels compelled to fight, and acts cruelly to poor Blade Wolf,

Khamsin: The Troopiest Troop who ever Trooped, thinks he's fighting for freedom of... Abkhazia?

Monsoon: Complete psychopath, thinks all humans should act like he does, had his vision informed by the Khmer Rouge, also likes memes.

Sundowner: War Profiteer, Warmonger, PMC CEO, literally destabilizes countries for profit

Jetstream Sam: Worships the feudal Samurai, so probably is also a reactionary. Otherwise one of the least bad bosses.

Metal Gear EXCELCIUS: Even bigger tank, even more useless, even bigger budget

Senator Armstrong: Social Darwinist, claims he wants to start a bigger War on Terror, but actually wants to make Amerikkka somehow an even worse place to live. Plus, he's an Amerikkkan senator.

In the end, though, you kill them, so the game's cool.

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On one hand, he killed loads and loads of slavers, and helped to bring down their extremely brutal empire by aiding a slave rebellion. On the other hand, he also killed a bunch of people who probably didn't need to be, to the point that the mer describe as the leader of a Elven Pogrom, and he also killed a bunch of Khajiit who weren't even doing anything because he mistook them for elves.

He was also a gay insane cyborg from the future with a Mega-Man style arm cannon, and I'm not sure if his homocidal tendencies inspired from his Shezzar-Akatosh Duality Madness make him 100% responsible for his own actions.

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