Not a shocker if you just turned 48 like I did. In the 1980s when I was a kid, Reagan was President, and I lived in Maine. My dad’s proposal was to just drop a nuke on the whole region and annihilate the whole area. My dad was so mean. He was trying to keep me from blasting Rock the Casbah on my 45. Must have grated on his nerves.

I’m actually an American that lives in Spain. He is not interesting media-wise. Funny how he’s been arrested other times. With the same results. In Spain he isn’t a headliner. Not a surprise because he doesn’t speak to the Spanish press. You get headlines and attention in Spain if you actually say something to them. Or maybe journalists here are afraid of him?

It’s a really good game. It’s hard to figure out, though. I’ve played it off and on for three years and recently got more serious about it. Now that I’m more serious, I consult grimtools.com to figure out when to farm for shit and when not to. It’s a handy web site because the game kind of expects you to know stuff that you don’t know about what you’re supposed to do. I can get in the zone with this game for hours because of how balanced the random stuff is. It’s definitely designed to try out various characters. The only downside is that there are definitely character types to avoid. That’s why grimtools.com is available. You really don’t need anything more than that at this point. The game is old and the tools website gives you the info you need.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

I've always been a piece of scum since birth. Now I'm tankie scum. I feel so alive and ready to fight like the scum I've always been. Praise the load for giving me the gift of literacy.

Yeah, baby. You just nom that shit.

Holy fuck. Don't hate the oreos. They are the only reason why I have a reason to live.

He wouldn't look half bad taking it up the ass in a Bel-Ami porno.