Even though this wouldn't change the price at check out, I love the chaos this would cause

I almost feel bad for the minimum wage clerks who would have to deal with the angry deep discount shoppers.

Why even use labels at that point? Just use facial recognition at check-out to match customers to financial data and charge personalized prices based on income.

It's likely 'random' in the same way TSA random pat-downs are

It was this exact moment when I realized 'sanction' is a contronym

For God's sake, liberals just want permission to enjoy something

Let them enjoy it, leave them alone about your 'genocide' or whatever

I'd watch the shit out of a debate where both Biden and Trump are tweaked out on amphetamines

Just fuckin' jack them in and watch them incoherently scream at each other

Wtf did I miss

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP LOOKING FOR PLASTIC IN MY GENITALS

"Hey, have you heard of this youtuber called Dave Ruben?" is the phrase that made me decide I will never work in-person again.

If that option is ever taken away from me I guess i'll fuckin starve

Can't we just get it to dispense an edible instead? A Xanax?

Tesla fanboys and florida vacationers being the first people to get booted off of privatized property insurance might be the best way to start the era of climate disaster. The only way this would be better is if all the newly uninsured cybertrucks are in florida for a IRL meetup when a hurricane sweeps them all into the ocean.