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[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 187 points 2 weeks ago

I figured out how to get my food with NO delivery fee: I get off my fat ass and get it myself. Novel approach, I know.

[-] ahornsirup@feddit.org 33 points 2 weeks ago

And sometimes you're too tired for that or want something you can't reasonably make at home. There's nothing wrong with ordering food.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing wrong with it rarely or if you’re disabled, but paying $30 for McDonald’s or whatever on a regular basis is insane

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[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

"Nothing wrong with ordering food" - correct

But there is something wrong with paying double to have it delivered - it's called wasting money. Do y'all have a lot of money to waste?

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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

DoorDash is a hell of a lot cheaper than catching a DUI charge tho

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Me who is physically disabled and can’t leave my house: 👁️👄👁️

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'm happy that you are physically able, that you have places within walking distance to pick the food up from, or if not that you own a vehicle and are not vision impaired or afflicted with some other ailment that would make driving impossible. I hope you reflect on how fortunate you are.

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[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Novel approach, I know.

In digest form, I presume?

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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 98 points 2 weeks ago

USPS should not focus on profitability and fuck Uber and the gig economy.

[-] big_slap@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

yes! it is a SERVICE Americans already pay for in taxes, the need to make a profit on it makes no sense.

[-] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

No we don't. The USPS is not tax funded, it is self funded by shipping costs and stamp sales.

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[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 76 points 2 weeks ago

This is a perfect illustration of why we should not privatize essential services.

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[-] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 63 points 2 weeks ago

Economies of scale and different expectations of timely delivery... Both of those prices are much more than I deal with here in the NL though

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yes. Everyone in the US tells me that people get so much more money there than here in Germany because of the taxes and everything. And then you have to pay $30 for a simple food delivery?

It's part of the propaganda. Richest country in the world, they say, but you pay a lot more for basically everything because there's few government regulations keeping prices in check, and a number of things that are done by the government in other countries are run by for profit corporations here (healthcare).

Although, $10.50 for the mail is pretty pricey. That's no letter that they're sending. I run an Etsy shop and frequently send stuff in padded envelopes through the post office, and those cost me like $4 to send across the country.

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[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago

And somehow USPS can still pay their couriers more.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Shhh, Musk might hear you and destroy it.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t worry they already have a plan

[-] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 48 points 2 weeks ago

the postal system is significantly more efficient

[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

One is not designed to generate profit. Nor should it be for that exact reason.

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure the food is cheaper if you ordered it more than 24h beforehand

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

If there was a service like this, I'd probably buy there every day. I can plan 1-2 days ahead what I'd like to eat, but more is harder. This would be perfect.

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[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm offering budget food delivery. 3 day delivery guaranteed.

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 weeks ago

Don't worry, they are already trying to get rid of the USPS so we can be charged ridiculous amounts for mail delivery.

[-] radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t worry, it’s been just two weeks. Elon and his minions are coming for it.

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[-] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

If most of that went to the driver I would be OK with it. I never use those services, they exploit workers

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[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Look at that money on the table! Of course we should privatize the USPS!

(/s of course)

[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I don't care if my mail is still warm when they put it in my mailbox.

[-] kshade@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

How much is same-day courier service though?

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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

And yet, it won't keep you from ordering food.

The issue is that there's still demand for it at that price.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Today we are learning about economies of scale, kids!

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[-] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I think that if food delivery was treated how my last postal package was treated, then all food would be arriving as a soup, or maybe as a goulash.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

the economic ignorance in this thread is astounding

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Wow you could almost cook your own meals at home for that. But uh-oh, it would be inconvenient.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You pay 30usd for the food delivery? In the UK it usually is few quid.

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[-] mastod0n@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Cooking, the lost art.

[-] dx1@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

USPS is the most underappreciated thing in the world. In the shittiest areas I've ever lived it's still been fairly reliable. In a nice area, forget about it, perfect.

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