It's not their fault that salmon are too conductive. Maybe if that DFMEA had been truly thought through, maybe things would be fine...

Failure mode: Short circuit
Effect: starts huge multi state fire causing millions to lose power and their homes and belongings.
Cause: very conductive fish placed across power lines.
Occurrence: never but maybe one day.
Severity: holyshitballs Batman! Bad.
Detection: balls chopped off 3 times over with no anesthesia sort of detection. You will know as soon as the fish fries.
Mitigation: never place a wet conductive fish across power lines god damn it! Put Bob and Roscoe in Jail preemptively.

Dumpster diving again there bud? .....baker tosses in another batch of ever expanding stuff.

Wasn't there a third knob for more channels? I remember having an old green screen that had a double knob on it for that. I don't remember the number of channels possible though.

Same here, I forgot about that. That's right, you can go to channel, 2, 6, 12. Everything else was static...which you could watch if you want to.

By my count that's a good shit ton of people.

I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

Those aliens have incredibly fast ships. It doesn't matter how fast you turn your gaze, they're one step ahead.

What could a shower be without a tampoon to the moon?

No tampoon dispencer?

Windows.

I'm glad he finally got caught on something at least with significant jail time. But....hmm transportation for prostitution? Like if I was an uber driver and a prostitute called me over for a ride, I would be in it for 10 years if she was going to a place to have sex with a guy? Like WTF?!!! When did that shit happen?? Do these criminals get to be president at least? Do it twice and that's pretty much the rest of your useful life. Think about it, you're affecting no one, you might not even be aware. The girl may just be a total skank doing free community service bothering no one....and you get 10 years for that? For a ride? They should work a little harder and get the other more aggravating charges to stick.

I just think that if you have the option between this and the old style, it may be totally fine picking either option.