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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

even if the original volume was 1/10, that's a lot of wasted food

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

You should see grocery store dumpsters.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

You should see grocery store trash compactors. So much shit gets tossed and crushed

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I saw once at my grocery store they were loading a bunch of boxes on a cart to transport them to the compactor in the back. They had a cart with some vertical metal bars, but no fully closed sides thus the boxes could easily fall off of the cart. So they got a roll of plastic wrap and wrapped around the whole damn cart to create these “walls” so the boxes wouldn’t fall off. The compactor in the back was maybe 200ft away. Smdh.

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[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I don't know why they'd be throwing away so much dough. The only things I could think of is they made it wrong, or it's very old.

There's no way they accidentally made too much. Pizza shops usually have small dough mixers.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If they're making actual yeast dough balls you can't make that to order. You need to prep them and put them in the fridge and if the proof time is too long then they go in the dumpster. If they were hoping for a rush and didn't get it for whatever reason that could be a lot of dough balls. And when we're talking about one of the cheapest inputs in the whole system, doing too much prep is much preferable to doing not enough. Losing a $10-$20 pizza sale because you were worried about a 20 cent waste product is poor business.

I agree, but man flour has gone up. It's probably around $1 for the 3 cups of flour and yeast to make a dough now. Even still, their losses are minimal compared to what they expected to make. Wish they'd just bake the over proofed bread and send it to a shelter though. May not be the best bread but just roll it into loafs real fast and it'll taste fine

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[-] troglodyke@lemmy.federate.cc 1 points 1 week ago

Chains will usually ship the dough frozen from a central location, you then defrost it the night before you want to serve it. That means you need to project your sales for the next night otherwise it'll go bad. If you get it majorly wrong you'll be left with a load of dough that is bad

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[-] krowmada@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

this is the yeast of my problems

[-] Ketchup@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago

Pizza the hut ate himself to death in there !

[-] zipsglacier@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

First time I've looked at a dumpster and thought "I bet that smells delicious"

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Really? Excuse my ignorance but I thought baker's yeast doesn't smell that bad?

[-] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Raw pizza dough smells nice

(and tastes nice, although i've heard you have to be careful now with salmonella in the flour, even though it doesn't have eggs)

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

So the early 90s movies were telling us the truth about ooze after all?

So how do you get rid of old dough?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

You paint it orange and make it president.

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago

Dumpster diving again there bud? .....baker tosses in another batch of ever expanding stuff.

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

If you let it fully ferment it'll turn into a flat goo

[-] gitamar@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Salt it. Salt blocks yeast.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Cook it first

[-] zeca@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Make some pancake

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

PSA: Kidding aside, never do this.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yeast is anaerobic, meaning that it doesn't need access to air to metabolize sugars into CO2. So it's not gonna stop expanding once down the drain. Add to that the very sticky dough surrounding it, and you basically have a recipe ideal for clogging a sewer drain.

You'll piss off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

if the dough is unusable then there's really not much choice about what to do with it. I suppose you could partially cook it before tossing it, but that's a high cost option with regards to time, energy usage, and oven space.

[-] teft@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Looks like Pizza the Hutt.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

apparently they had to switch puppeteers for that suit so many times due to heat stroke, since the surface was actual pizza being heated from within

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

These look like props from a Troma film.

[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 week ago

why not just make yeast expand for as long as possible? idk anything about cooking pizzas nor yeast

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 2 points 1 week ago

At least they didn't pour it down the drain.

[-] Coolcoder360@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It was the yeast they could do.

[-] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, they really had to rise to the occasion here. Some people would have disposed of it irresponsibly, but I guess they're just bread better there, although whoever left it in the sun must have been baked.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When the Sun

Hits the dump

Full of big yeasty clumps

That's a dough-ay

[-] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

They must have felt like a regular Glutenkhamun after that.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Will you join the Unity? Or will you die here?

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Join! DIE Join! DIE

[-] badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Good place to collect wild yeast?

[-] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 points 1 week ago

Dumpster concerns aside, I think these count as feral yeast.

With the heat from the sun hitting the dumpster too, hmm. That might actually be how they make theirs down the road.

Unlimited food hack

hope everyone likes dough

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Mmm, dumpster juice flavored dough

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Weird thing to do to a cybertruck but I’m down

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