I was always a fan of "make red hats wearable again" and "haha made ya look black lives matter"

But this one is more clever I think.

Annnnnd I'll just save this photo.

Impossible. Luigi and I were white water rafting in Idaho on the day of the murder. Luigi and I love white water rafting.

That kid's going places

Surely this will bring down the price of eggs

Growing up we had 4 egg laying hens. We were swimming in eggs. Literally had to plan meals and baking and whatnot around how many eggs we had. We fed them to our dogs. Granted, it was just my mom and I, but damn we had eggs.

This guy gets it

Make a pulse jet engine

Yeah that's what I'm not understanding. He voluntarily joined the foreign legion. If he was captured then tortured or executed that's one thing. Tragic, but he knew the risks.

Hahaha. Where do Chinese parents say their kids are gonna dig to? Never thought about that. Maybe new York? Brazil?