[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

I feel like this is more an autistic or audhd trait. I'm way more likely to forget food exists for 24 hours than to ever eat the same thing twice in a row. My novelty seeking ensures my diet is pure choas.

Those mangos are really freaking good though right?!

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago

I understand now!

As a cardinal, he was fine.

But when a cardinal becomes Pope, he dies and also goes woke.

Now, we can remember his name.

His name... Is Robert Prevost.

His name is Robert Prevost!

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago

Would god still love you if He were a worm?

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago

"The addition of Polygon not only strengthens our editorial muscle but also amplifies our ability to deliver unmatched value to both audiences and advertisers," said Valnet CEO Hassan Youssef in a statement.

That seems like it really won't be true when you've laid off all the writers and editors who were doing that.

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago

So are there thousands of trump cultists ruining america (by strategicaly placing themselves in positions of power like voting volunteers, judges, sheriffs, and so on) or not?

Are you suggesting 100 million people voted for Trump and then went home to celebrate but otherwise didn't do any fascist stuff? Didn't take over any PTA's to get books banned (documented) or take over any courts (some supreme ones even, perhaps) so that laws could be overturned and election decisions quickly made in Trump's favor?

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 months ago

Oh don't worry, I get myself involved in plenty. I prefer to make problems at the architectural or "leadership" level though.

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

America: let's disband the CDC, FDA, USDA, any set of letters we can that might regulate something. all the livestock dies from preventable diseases

Meanwhile, China: wHaT dO wE dO wItH aLl ThEsE cHiCkEnS?

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 months ago

Well, I just found out that manatee mammaries are located in their armpits, so I think we're going to need to pull up the drawing board on this one. Seems like mermaids need a total do over!

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 months ago

All the Machine Games Wolfensteins (except Youngblood, whoops!) are really good. The combat can be a little grueling at times, and there's some flaws of course, but I really enjoyed them. New Collusus is surprisingly emotional and well written, while also essentially being a B-grade nazisploiltation movie.

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I don't know why but the "fwip!" on pulling out the gun and then the carjacker's shocked look are sending me today!

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 months ago

Monk knew all along, just too anxious to tell you! He's very relieved you finally figured it out.

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 months ago

Can purchasing anything within the system of monstrous exploitation called global capitalism be justified?

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