the problem is that the democratic centralism that the site runs on effectively binds the culture and makes the only "safe" outlet shitposting.

astute observation, succinctly stated. thank you.

hope he's after some big ones this time

There is absolutely a reason why I personally have skipped going for screenings.

great point that I didn't mention. the horror and expense of mine was enough to keep me from doing follow-ups.

it would be so funny if his barber went rogue one day and took off one of those muttonchops

do you think he would cut the other to match or would he stay lopsided until it filled back in? or glue on a sort of sideburn-toupee?

the poor-me from an obvious aggressor. the futile, random attempts to reengage. you nailed it.

me, last weekend:

I meant 🧓 kinda old

it didn't seem that way to me because very little of that information is available elsewhere – I told her things I've not told anyone but my husband, and it didn't seem like it would be possible to doxx me with stuff not otherwise connected to my identity – and was in general enough terms to not feel particularly revealing, but I know I'm not in a great place for good judgement right now, so I deleted it

before I made the list, I would have said I have lived a very boring life, but making the list also made me realize that I have had some fun adventures and done weird shit nobody would believe now

I bet if I told my neighbors that I used to sell Kirby vacuums door-to-door and read tarot for Miss Cleo they would Lose Their Shit 😂

fuckin incredible

I was out touching grass all day and didn't see anything you said other than this, so no harm done here

I hate them all, too.