genuinely moved by this sentiment and grateful for it thank you for thinking of me.

sounded to me like it could be Ohio or Indiana

I'm so sorry for your loss 😭💔 he was such a special and good boy, and I know he meant the world to you. I know how bad this kind of loss hurts, but I hope it helps to know that so many of us are mourning him with you. he was the most beautiful, most wonderful boy.

😳

that was quite a read! I really thought it was going to be a joke 🤦

which hole is he going to put the big flag in

🤔 struggling to wrap my brain around this strange ritual and coming up with somebody getting gummed and raspberried all over, which does sound entertaining to witness and could bring about a state of religious ecstasy

while we pay rapt attention

I'm totally gonna get kicked out of the revolution for being too squirmy and curious 😔

Main thing I remember from my assessment is I was called handsome.

made me think of this meme

just so adorable and "oh me?" ❤️❤️❤️

therapy wasn't the silver bullet to my issues I'd hoped it would be.

no expectations of silver bullets here, I'm at the point of looking for scraps of kindling to rebuild my life-raft 😂 I think I'm too old to actually believe in silver bullets anymore, but definitely not too old to wish for them.

where's the lie

don't worry, none of the nurses here wear masks

I found out all about it when my mom was in the ICU a couple years ago

the healthcare professionals here do not understand airborne pathogens, as far as I can tell

all the people who are gifted housing by their rich relatives are fucking up the averages

I will always be the one person at the event trying to find the other person (or people) who are also looking as lost as myself

!!! so much this. I definitely try to find the other leftover weirdos to befriend, and it is not necessarily a reliable strategy, but it's better than hanging with the normies

it's why I'll probably never entirely give up cigarettes – they're just too useful as a social crutch, which I desperately need