There's an unfortunately large amount of people who completely lack any ability to introspect or think critically

Hawaiian pizza was, however, invented in Canada

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8gb of ram shouldn't necessarily be an issue in and of itself, although it's on the low end these days. The memory is also old enough that it may just be failing.

Some searching suggests you could use something like Memtest86 to run diagnostics on the memory.

If it isn't a hardware issue, you might have luck trying a Linux distro on it. Linux generally runs better on older machines than windows, and some distros are specifically designed to be lightweight and consume as few resources as possible.

Maybe they should stop platforming these geriatric fucks and make space for the next generation then.

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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Must be SFW. No gore, porn, extreme violence, blood, corpses, or similarly disturbing content.

Emphasis mine.

Idk, not sure I really want to live in a post-apocalyptic world. Life is already hard enough as is.

How does half a pickup truck compare to a large boulder the size of a small boulder?

Not exactly what you're looking for, but this reminds me of The Quiet Year:

The Quiet Year is a map game. You define the struggles of a community living after the collapse of civilization, and attempt to build something good within their quiet year. Every decision and every action is set against a backdrop of dwindling time and rising concern.

The game is played using a deck of cards – each of the 52 cards corresponds to a week during the quiet year. Each card triggers certain events – bringing bad news, good omens, project delays and sudden changes in luck. At the end of the quiet year, the Frost Shepherds will come, ending the game.

The game occupies a niche somewhere between a ttrpg and a board game.

Interesting. Seems like a natural next step from the recent color mixing features Bambu/Orca slicers (I assume if it isn't already in Orca, it will be soon).

JFC. Add that to the list of brands I'm not ducking buying anymore.

THEY MAKE TOMATO SAUCE. WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY TRYING TO SELL LITERAL WIRETAPS

States of the Great Lakes. We'd be midwest nice™