Hey I thought I told you...

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

I'm in my mid 30s, and I've been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I'm in this comment and I'm totally fine so stop asking.

Who's going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

It's not great, not terrible.

I regret that I have but one job to quit.

At least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.

Looks a bit like Dave Foley to me.

How do I shoot photons?

Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.