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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 131 points 1 year ago
[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 59 points 1 year ago

“Hold on, I need a squirt from my lube snail”

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah, don't even need a strap on for pegging ;)

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I don't

But other people probably do

[-] quixotic120@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

If she has a lube dispenser by her bed of any kind you’re in for a pretty fun time I would think

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Oh, did you want to come over to my house?

[-] Skoobie@lemmy.film 69 points 1 year ago

That's how you turn a date into a relationship.

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 year ago
[-] schema@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Yeah. Instant keeper.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

"Oh, that? That's just my buddy, Escargot Robbie. What do you mean that's weird?"

[-] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

[-] istdaslol@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago

Honestly I would play with that all night and the girl can F off

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

That's a sign that she's clearly a slug.

[-] Resonosity@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

A slugger in the sheets maybe LUL

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

As a Dead by Daylight player I don't like sluggers(its when you down someone, but instead of hooking him you hunt the next one risking the one you already downed to get up again, but if successful you have 2 or more downed survivors).

[-] Resonosity@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I was meaning slugger as in the common American trope of a baseball player that hits home runs regularly, didn't know Dead by Daylight had those!

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago
[-] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

I just are a grape

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

So she uses a plastic snoil instead of a real one?? Meh, orange flag.

Or maybe French flag if she kept eating the real ones.

[-] match@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago

I would fuck her twice 😍

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

Decoy snail

[-] teuast@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

take me to snurch (snail church)

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 1 year ago

It's like snail snot lol

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Waifu material right there

Would you show her your katana?

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

A fruit knife at most. But of excellent quality.

But the blade is bent to the right.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

A bent knife bleeds deeper.

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