[-] nothx@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago

Nintendo of America President and Chief Operating Officer Doug Bowser

No. There is no way.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

crackers can't cook

Talk to me when you’ve had my midwestern mother-in-laws cheesey salmon casserole.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago

They couldn't just swim?

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 46 points 4 months ago

Being sent to a concentration camp full of Reddit atheists would honestly be the worst punishment ever. Just waterboard me at that point.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 48 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Better dead than paying for YouTube Red.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 56 points 11 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Cheatle

From 2019 to 2022, Cheatle served as senior director of global security at PepsiCo.[10][11]

In 2021, President Joe Biden awarded Cheatle a Presidential Rank Award for exceptional performance.[12] In August 2022, President Biden announced the appointment of Cheatle as director of the United States Secret Service,[13] and she assumed office on September 17, 2022.

Presidential Rank Award for exceptional performance in her defense of soda. Lol

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

The campaign promise would be to finish the job next time.

vote

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the creator of the universe definitely doesn’t know what their intended theme was. This shit heel doing dogshit historical analysis in the OpEd section has a better understanding of the fictional universe created by someone else.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

Old people shooting gig workers is so fucking American.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

Divorce really shatters some men huh?

Most men are too fragile to handle the truth that they are a bad partner.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

It tracks that he went back to Florida.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

Fucking please… we don’t deserve something this good tho.

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