I dunno what a Sir Newton is, but the chap is supposed to be Sir Isaac.

You lose your £500 deposit if you win 5% or less of the valid votes cast in the constituency. It’s to discourage no-hopers from taking part.

I was today years old when I realised Americans have to manually flush their urinals. It’s basically half the advantage gone.

I see you share Elon Musk’s sense of “humour”.

Civilians who Ukraine has warned to stay away

A rare lucid moment

This has been going on for many years.

I’d rather she release some space meme instagram thread than inflict another album on the earthbound.

Boys? The youngest members of Green Day are 52.

You don’t have to be smart to make money.

They are legally obliged to refuse to carry out illegal orders. “Just following orders” is no defence against war crime charges.

It’s not at all a red flag when you get mad at people trying to uphold human rights and international law.