No one calls a woman a babysitter or says she's "giving dad a break" when she's somewhere with her own children.

"I'll say whatever gets me elected, so I can pardon myself from a bunch of crimes."

When in all lowercase letters the word

bed

Looks like a bed.

Condiment King put all kinds of stuff in the water

After being removed from the bakery, she went and started her own business to get what she wanted. In a nod to owner of the bakery who gave her the idea, she named her company: Bad Dragon.

So they printed the bill of rights & not the rest of the amendments

I heard someone say that his lawyers sedated him so he'd keep his mouth shut.

Those weren't bugs, those were "Skinnies", humanoid aliens.

They showed up in the animated series, but not the movie.

So a character that can literally change genders at will considers themselves to be nonbinary?

That's... Completely logical.

plagues, great floods and, pandemics

What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?

That's like pronouncing "GIF" as "YIFF"

It was originally just called "Wok"