His friends described him as an absolute champignon.

Lol I got this far

True it's a form of conjecture but I like the term @Philosoraptor gave, since "abduction" differentiates between conjectures in terms of simplicity and likeliness, so for example "Russia blew up nordstream" and "NATO blew up nordstream" are both conjecture but the latter is a simpler and likelier explanation.

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Also people don't have homes, I look forward to this smug bastard eating liquid shit in 2024

god i wish that was me

Was gonna say lol, it's literally the same name, letter by letter

Wondering how you get into either of those, let alone both

I enjoy warplanes

Hell yeah dude

Edit: or dudesse, or enby

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