And so we have to set up a special classroom for the poor, to teach the poor some bloody lessons from the past—all the crimes committed by the violent rebels, the followers of Marx. Shove the lessons of history down their throats. History, history. The crimes. The oppression. The famines. The disasters. Teach the poor that they must never try to seize power for themselves, because the rule of the poor will always be incompetent, and it will always be cruel. The poor are bloodthirsty. Uneducated. They don't have the skills. For their own sake, it must never happen. And they must understand that the dreamers, the idealists, the ones who say that they love the poor, will all become vicious killers in the end, and the ones who claim they can create something better will always end up by creating something worse. The poor must understand these essential lessons, chapters from history. And if they don't understand them, they must all be taken out and shot. Inattention or lack of comprehension cannot be allowed.

The Fever, Wallace Shawn

I've been saying it.

Literally just elect whoever is the funniest.

The machine will not stop.

Thanks for the reminder, hog inspection day is December 2. New hog uploads are required to keep your account active. Trust me, these mods will HOUND you

The table on which the button sits was bumped accidentally

Hell, we'll anthropomorphize something on tracks and kill that too.

This was my thought, okay I got some great footage of my tandem and their merkava kissing, I'm outta here b4 someone finds me peeping

Why did they have to say gaping

The client across the desk pulls out a tweezer and begins peeling Benjamins from the stack in the paper bag, using the utmost care not to touch them with his hands.

I press the alarm beneath the desk.

And we're gonna put it - thats right, you guessed it - RIGHT ON TOP OF AMERICA'S HEAD

I really need to know that emotes name

Hello I'm Word_Word_1234 and I'm a real person

Who gives a fuck about

that clean water, National history, those migratory birds (X2), that clean air, that wildlife refuge system, those eagles, fish and wildlife (X2), archaeological resources, paleontological resources, that clean water again, the noise we make, the solid waste we dispose of, any liability or compensation for environmental harm, and whatever the fuck an antiquity is

we need to build the damn wall NOW