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[-] TheWorldSpins@hexbear.net 50 points 11 months ago

Please dont tell me you're all sending pictures of your genitals to the mods. I just sent a picture of a potbelly pig playing in a ball pit and got my account approved the same day.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

Same kinda thing here - I just sent a video of the cute little grunts and snorts this guy makes when he's happy, he's a little piglet at heart

[-] TheWorldSpins@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A fine pup! no-dogs-no-masters

[-] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago
[-] TheWorldSpins@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

I posted hog.

[-] GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation@hexbear.net 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

carcosa keeps coming into my dms telling me i need to send them a picture of my dick first if i dont want my posts removed by the mods for not being post verified already

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

Look, when you figure out a better way to do it, you just send carcosa a picture of your dick and let us know. jesus-christ

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago
[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

And we're not supposed to talk about it. OP will never get verified at this rate.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago

i just hate that you have to send a new picture every time you wanna post. i'm running out of angles!

[-] Commiejones@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Have you tried different colored lights?

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Taking a pic of my genitals just to be able to remind you that if you wait 30 days, you can trick the system into accepting the same image twice. Don't do it too often though, sometimes it locks you out of your account.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 11 months ago

Use a few mirrors and you'll catch every angle in one photo.

Or get artistic! Make a "Melancholic Hog" photo for some relatability or a "White Roman Sculpture Hog: Biggus Dickus" to appease that one mod who likes to poke fun at RETVRN memes.

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

I would simply not have balls shrug-outta-hecks

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago
[-] FemboyStalin@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

That's the plan eventually.

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

work in progress

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

hog-post It's to show good faith.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 36 points 11 months ago

No that's normal what are you talking about

[-] newmou@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

Honestly that was fine but being required to send it in each day in order to compile a composite of my hog and balls over time has been pretty time consuming/frustrating. I’ll keep doing it since it’s a requirement for membership but I’m honestly not happy about it anymore

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

It's fine, it's a medical thing

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Training data to replicate our hogs with AI

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

hexbear is stealing our hogs, wake up sheeple read the terms of service

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Don't tell anyone but you can just send a picture of Destiny and they can't tell the difference.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

post-hog is too avant garde for me

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They make me do this as a log-in verification now since I revealed (but won't name) I have 335 spare accounts they haven't banned yet.

[-] Timberknave@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

DoD won three purple hearts, pass it on

[-] Budwig_v_1337hoven@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Careful, don't hoxx yourself

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Please proceed to post the required pictures and I will happily verify you, as a moderator of this comm.

[-] showmustgo@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

Thanks for the reminder, hog inspection day is December 2. New hog uploads are required to keep your account active. Trust me, these mods will HOUND you

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Thank you comrade, I had made the oversight of neglecting to mark that on my calendar.

I will be expecting public posts to be made in an orderly fashion. Everyone is to create their own thread for their pictures so that we may properly archive them. There is to be no blurring. Violators will be sent a link to PPB.

[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Jokes on you, I have PPB as my browser's homepage.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

It's fine all I did is send someone else's hog and balls I found on a FOSS database.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago

That’s “Flash of Supple Sausage” database for anyone new.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

This is a bannable offense. I am launching an official investigation.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

But it's free and open source hog !

[-] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

TIL there is apparently no limit to username length.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

BRB Making the first chapter of capital my username

there is but its really long, my username is clarence thomas's full address

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

No, we all had to do it. It's fine.

[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

That's the reason I even joined sicko-yes

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

It is the way of our people

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I tried to register my next alt and failed the captcha lol

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

They only ask libs to do that

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

no. what's weird about that, are you homophobic? send me a picture of your balls i need to verify you're not

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