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[-] siewyuk 8 points 1 year ago

So yesterday wife and I took our 3 year old to the park, and we took turns running while one of us stayed with her so she can cycle. Then later we were all walking back when my daughter exclaimed loudly "DADDY WHY IS THAT MUMMY BUT WEARING PANTS PROPERLY, CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT, EVERYBODY CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT!" At first I thought my wife has a wardrobe malfunction, so someone else did. But my toddler was pointing at a woman wearing nude body hugging yoga pants so yeah... From a certain angle and in the view of my unfiltered 3 year old daughter, it's as if her ass was out there for all to see! We quickly walked away (thankfully the woman didn't hear) while laughing uncontrollably. Later the woman did pass us by but I saw just in time and distracted my toddler so that she wouldn't decide to ask again...! XD

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 3 points 1 year ago

Hahaha! Toddler can be so unfiltered it's always funny when they do that 😂

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[-] dukeGR4 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Omg I just witnessed an unker deleting hundreds of what I presume to be affairs messages on a flight.

I was so bored on a red eye flight and noticed the Unker across the aisle was deleting a lot of text messages on Wasapp. He magnified everything and I saw a lot of love emojis, and even bank transfers…

Decided to mind my own business and watched Witcher, after 1.5 episodes he’s still deleting!!! Slept for a while and when I opened my eyes, and he’s still deleting messages in an all-dark cabin 🤣

Who gave old Unker a Samsung Galaxy Fold to do that ? 😭

[-] armandtanzarianmusic 1 points 1 year ago

I had a mental breakdown recently and deleted all my whatsapp. All you need is just to delete the app and the backup (or in my case, not backup at all) and voila, all messages gone. Don't need to send so much time deleting 1 by 1.

[-] dukeGR4 1 points 1 year ago

I think since he’s having an affair maybe he didn’t want to seem so sus and only deleting the affair bit. Cause it went on for hours… way too much effort imo

Probably his current partner knows the person he’s having an affair with :/

[-] OldManGenghis 7 points 1 year ago

Bros, y'all ever feel lonely and want companionship but you don't want to go through the effort? yeah.

Anyways did you know The Eiffel Tower can actually grow taller during the summer? Due to the heat causing the iron structure to expand, the tower can increase in height by up to 15 centimeters during warm weather!

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, meeting new people is really stressful for me, and also fear and loath, i kennot

[-] dukeGR4 3 points 1 year ago

If I heat my kukubird will it grow 15cm also? 🤓

[-] yong1996 5 points 1 year ago
[-] dukeGR4 2 points 1 year ago

I got arrested for trying to sun my kukubird in public.

That said lokap food is bussin

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 3 points 1 year ago

Can try 🤔

[-] aerir@lemmy.aerir.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

When you hit certain age, getting to know a strangers gotten really tough. Unless you are the type that can make friends everywhere you go.

[-] dukeGR4 2 points 1 year ago

True, missed childhood lol so much easier. Just rock up to nursery and play toys. Primary school also just chase each other.

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[-] cendawanita 4 points 1 year ago

jap, nak bangga sat: https://mefi.social/@cendawanita/110806449638062312

backstory: i was in southern africa for work, and collected a couple of fallen feathers sebagai kenangan. anyway this last few days, i finally turned one of them into a quill pen, and i sketched my cat. oh! the fountain pen ink is a malaysia special series, if you're into that sort of thing. ok, sekian.

[-] seacat 2 points 1 year ago

I’m into it! Where to get the ink?

Coincidentally yesterday I unearthed my old calligraphy tools to give to my niece. My ink, my nibs, my old practice sheets… oh man brings back such nostalgia

[-] cendawanita 2 points 1 year ago

I got link to their website in my post! Pen Gallery is also on Shopee, and if you rajin their shop is at SS2. There are three more Malaysia inks they did with Diamine Inks, I haven't bought the newest one (Ungu Senja) but the others I did cos I can't resist a good gimmick. Jalur Gemilang is like Manggis, but it's deep blue with red-purple sheen. Kopi O Kaw is a nice brown that legit smells like coffee.

If u want to restock new calligraphy stuff also can I think.... meracun mode

[-] seacat 4 points 1 year ago

Pls don’t racun! I’ve barely used them since my wedding and I now have 1.5 kids lol. I do miss it though, so therapeutic. I will allow myself to be racuned once kids get big enough that I can safely have ink pots open without having to worry toddlers are gonna toddle and spill them all over…

Those inks you mention even just from the names are so enticing. Manggis for a purple… hngh

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 2 points 1 year ago
[-] weecious 1 points 1 year ago
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[-] Annoyed_Crabby 1 points 1 year ago

Wow, that's a really nice ink, i really like how glossy it is and the purp

[-] cendawanita 1 points 1 year ago

Kaaaaan it's so beautifulllll. The Jalur Gemilang One is also nice if you like deep blue!

[-] aerir@lemmy.aerir.xyz 3 points 1 year ago
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[-] weecious 2 points 1 year ago

Didn't manage to binge watch Good Omens 2 over the weekend because a unifi technician bungled up something when he unplugged our cable while investigating someone else's issue. Internet connection is painfully slow with lots of packet loss shown on tracert.

Hopefully the maxis CS will be able to push unifi side for rectification much faster.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 2 points 1 year ago

Am battling with diarrhea since last night, maybe i had too much dairy. Ate a croissant in the morning, eat llaollao afternoon, and a glass of milk in the evening, so now my body eject my yesterday meal without giving it a chance of absorbing energy 💀

Had anti-diarrhea pill and probiotic, hopefully it get better uhuk

[-] dcx 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So you might say you had... llaollaosai?

Electrolytes always help me a ton when my gut is off. Feel better soon!

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[-] ruk_n_rul 2 points 1 year ago

Just remember, dairy today = dairy-er tomorrow

[-] weecious 1 points 1 year ago
[-] munkkey 1 points 1 year ago

Dairy-er out your dairy-air 🙊

Man, today's daily thread is real funky.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 1 points 1 year ago

Gotta keep it in and get the dairy-est of the deal

[-] seacat 1 points 1 year ago

Our asian stomach kenot stand too much angmoh milk… just like their stomach kenot stand too spicy

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, asian has higher case of lacto intolerant

My stomach also cannot stand too spicy 🥲

[-] seacat 1 points 1 year ago

When you are asian but your stomach is not :/ Patpatpaf

[-] cendawanita 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol the Malaysians with more west asian and south asian heritage reading this: phewwwwww

(ETA: My melayu ppl paling kesian tho because our genetic makeup is so all over the place it truly can be a lottery eg I'm ok, sibling not ok. Another friend ok... Until they turned 18)

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[-] AwesomeSteve 1 points 1 year ago

It seems that there is a flood or something ? The last thing I want is the feed is full of nonsense.

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