If you disregard the rust, sharp corners, inability to use the bed, quality control x100 and disgusting CEO, the truck is really good at going zoomy tho

More realistically, in that situation, they will be very good at raiding and terrorizing their neighbors

Stuff for adults to argue over that the students will never notice cuz they're looking at their phones

Still better than the "supporting a family by being shift lead at taco bell" situation that exists in every fast food franchise in America. Basically being on-call 24/7 for $45k/yr

They're letting us to know the correct opinion to have if the debates occur

Dusting off my copy of "A Day Without A Mexican" and muttering "it's happening again"

My ashtray with a pile of smushed prerolls all with a half-inch+ of flower

I left my tablet on the ground floor, be a dear and retrieve it for me

TIL

Any cool gf would be asking bf to play Pat's Johnny Hobo stuff when he was still a nihilist

Shit, they caught on to me putting every item in a brown paper bag that I key in as "lentils" and weigh on the scale.