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What a time to be alive

Kadyrov claimed Thursday that the vehicle, which he said had been outfitted with a machine gun and was “performing well in combat,” had been shut down, adding Friday that he had sent two additional Tesla Cybertrucks to the frontline.

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[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 82 points 1 month ago

Chechen warlord

Look, not a Kadyrov fan by any stretch of the imagination, but look at how this headline is dripping with American exceptionalism. I would love to see US presidents referred to as "warlords" from now on.

[-] Diva@lemmy.ml 62 points 1 month ago

I'll settle for city mayors- the mayor of NY has a bigger army than Kadyrov

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 1 month ago

He has bigger army than like 3/4th of countries in the world. And better armed too.

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

And more violent and less trained and more donutsdonutsdonuuuts

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[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 73 points 1 month ago

adding Friday that he had sent two additional Tesla Cybertrucks to the frontline.

che-smile Comedy timeline holy shit

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

lathe-of-heaven

Russia formally gets everything east of the Dnieper in the eventual ceasefire negotiation and Ukraine gets Chechnya as an exclave because Kadyrov posted cringe

[-] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Its fair, but please don't give us to the nato fascists

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[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago

The twist was that there is no conspiracy, it is just a shitty product

[-] grossmeat@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago
[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago

let-them-fight Elon assassinated by Chechens please, god, please lathe-of-heaven

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago
[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I can totally see him getting a Tesla

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[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago

DO NOT BUY IMPERIALCORE ELECTRIC VEHICLES AFTER THE LEBANON TERROR BOMBINGS.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Except when a Tesla explodes it's just because they do that sometimes

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 month ago

Plausible deniability.

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

Imagine paying 80k for a car that doesnt work lol

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maybe it's a silver lining if it doesn't work. If it does work - the enemy probably can easily hack something and figure out where he are. I hope the yahoo livestreams himself in battle.

"After we get over that hill we'll get to the battlefiel—" and that's it for the Cybertechnical and warlord too.

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Edit

Maybe we should call it the Cybernical?

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[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

chechen warlord

he's a chechen war-failson first of all

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's a funny way to describe him, because yeah he definitely has warlord vibes and he's probably a terrible person, but he is the elected prime minister of the Chechen republic and a colonel-general in the Russian military. Like he's got state-legitimacy, he's not Joseph Kony.

That said referring to the US presidents and various Governors as Warlords would be pretty cool and funny so I'll allow it.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Texan warlord Greg Abbott

Fits him pretty well I think

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Potential conflict between Supreme Warlord Biden and Texan Warlord Abbott over the wall of death at the Southern border.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

eric adams as the american zhang zhongchang

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 month ago

wait what qualifies someone to be called a warlord? shouldn't every US president be called that? actually basically every "Western" leader in pretty much all of history should right?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Basically legitimacy and having army. Oxford definition is "a military commander, especially an aggressive regional commander with individual autonomy." Kadyrov technically would be a warlord from the Russian point of view, but he's the legal head of federated state and his army is legal too and do legal things, he also have relevant and real rank in RF forces.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

Lmao capitalism fans be like "In communism you wouldn't own anything" but here we are with a car sold by a peak capitalist and oops he can just take your property away without questions.

i-cant

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

Lmao, imagine being the poor bastard forced to drive a poorly made time bomb into a war zone.

[-] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Hilux Episode 5: Toyota Strikes Back

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

his mistake getting such a shit truck

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

He made a Cybertruck technical????

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Can't even spraypaint camo on it because it'll rust the body off so your giant chrome target just glitters in the sun.

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I can't think of anything better then riding a huge incendiary device into battle

[-] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

And its mfs like this that think this war is against "Western Values"

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

there's no way this shit performs well in combat. it falls apart if you close the door too hard

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago
[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

"actually they just do that"

[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

It’s not been disabled, it works at intended

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

billionaire-tears "It was supposed to be an update..."

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Wish his breathing was disabled....

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 month ago

Но мне все равно нравится грузовик!

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