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Yeah, one for your enemy and one for the coward-ass liberal who told you to dig two graves. Fuck you, it's literally a skill issue. Hmmm should I get better at revenge or dig a whole extra grave for no fucking reasonthonk

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[-] goose@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

The graves aren't for you or your target, obviously, as you're digging them at the outset of your journey. It's more of a "paying it forward" situation for people whose revenge journeys end at your current location

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

I always thought it was more of a pre-workout warmup routine, you know? Get the blood circulation going by digging a few coffin-sized holes in the ground, now you're pumped and ready for your weekend revengeancing

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Typical lib with an individualist solution to a social problem. Under communism the graves will be dug by the state and you can just dump your enemies in as needed

As Marx said, "To each a grave according to how good they are at revenge"

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

No that's Socialism, under Communism we will run out of revenge to do and we will have "the withering away of the graves"

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

i always hated this kind of generic "advice". like oh dIg TwO gRaVeS? what if i need to kill more than two people dickhead??

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Just dig bigger graves if you find yourself running out of space. Eventually you'll get the hang of it and you can just dig one big grave. The whole "two graves" advice is meant for people who underestimate the amount of prep work needed.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

this comrade digs!

[-] Swoosegoose@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

A mass grave still counts as one

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago
[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

The second grave is for me to have a comfy lay down after owning some dweeb. It's got a little mattress and a blanket and everything.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

if you venge right the first time, you don't have to re-venge

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

The first grave is supposed to be a decoy to throw the fuzz off your scent.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

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[-] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

yea, like i'm going to just dig my own grave instead of making my enemy dig it on the chance that i fail, lmfao

i wouldn't even dig my enemy's grave, let them putrefy in their own homes

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

no more half measures walter

[-] Graphite22@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

yea this life advice is crap

i'm not gonna waste precious resources like bone and flesh just so i can unearth them later. i will literally jsut hire a sorceress to help me build a walk-in to dry age the flesh. i'm not putting bones in the ground so Timothious the adventurer can pretend to be a knight with my bone roc's pygostyle vertebrae.

i'm a fuckin necromancer i aint diggin shit i'll be back later, mortals

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

I dig two graves so my massive balls have somewhere to rest while I'm shooting akimbo.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

What if I'm taking revenge on someone for refusing to share a grave with me?

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