[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

so the solution is installing Linux on the flashlight?

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

that's really funny. I had an FWB (let's say Katie) that I was still friends with but not sleeping with because she had started dating somebody. she'd recently broken up with him, and her closest girl friend got absolutely sloshed and called me from Katie's phone asking if she could watch us fuck.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

actually lol'd

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago
[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

bro this burger is light

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

in elementary school we had Old-Fashioned Day when everybody brought their grandparents to school and wore short pants and played marbles and panned for gold like the "olden times". I was super excited to chase a hoop with a stick only to learn that it's pretty fucking boring.

we would have a special lunch with the grandparents, where we'd give them all handmade cards. and a special assembly with them, in an auditorium, where they could sit down of course.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

wait till they find out about chocolate bunnies

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

fudds like to call the osprey a death trap because they read some headlines early on and never bothered looking into the data. that's my understanding of it, as i have also not looked into the data.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

does Israel take care of its veterans or do they have the same homelessness problem

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

that's fucking wild. I'd never heard of that aspect of the college

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

weed or clonazepam are the only things that help tbh

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

who told you that Marilyn Monroe was a symbol of feminism? she had to change her name and entire physical appearance in order to be classed acceptable, her entire life she was treated as a sex object, and even in death her corpse can't get away from creepy old men. she died being ground into powder by the millstone of capitalism

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