It helps to be a liquid

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

Apparently "cotton" and "Mexican" are slurs

Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn't just lead to a complete shit-show?

Well that was certainly a thing

Daim, that's a sweet erth

Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Delightfully devilish!

Illuminati confirmed

A self-closening null tag. Perfection.

Luckily there are no Christian babies to abort