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[Not the Onion] For those who complain that CEO salaries are too high... (hexbear.net)

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Call me Craig, not Dr. Everett. Finance prof @ Pepperdine Graziadio Business School. Exec Director of Most Fundable Companies List and Private Capital Mkts Proj

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"You may be wondering why you have been brought to this location. In front of you i-"

Thirty CEOs scramble for the pile of weapons in the center of the room, immediately trying to extract each other's blood and organs for sale. The speech giver shakes their head in disgust, bolting the door on the way out.