Biden's going to hold one last wild party before he's off to college. Can he survive the beer run on a Saturday night?

I wish it would mean he'd would strafe the supreme court with a drone, declare martial law, and dissolve the American empire, but we all know it means probably nothing. Maybe call Trump an old cuss word or something.

he's gonna call trump a mean word before peacefully leaving this world

He's embracing posadism

nasheeds are ringing through the white house