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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
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this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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Why didn't he just shoot the gorilla? Is he stupid?
Don’t victim-blame. Someone you love could be afflicted with the heartbreak of gorilla attacks.
Gorillas are not stupid.
Ive never seen one teaching class
With what? and where? A silverback gorilla is no joke, David would need a shotgun and a will of steel to properly aim and fire at a 400lb monster trying to kill him.