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i just thought of that and was like wow china is so scary

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Seems likely. We wouldn't even know because it's always night over there when it's day over here, but it's night over hear when it's day over there, so we wouldn't be able to see it!

[-] trudge@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

China's several timezones ahead, so they can stab us from the future. We can't see it coming. We need to develop our counter knife program immediately so that we can stab them from the past as a preemptive defense!

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

it's time to bring back the giant spoon. it was a shield all along. stalin-spoon

[-] jack@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Congress is allocating an additional $75 billion to the Pentagon for this pressing issue

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

What China hasn't accounted for is my fucked up sleep schedule

What amerikkka hasn't accounted for is how I will greet the Chinese and their giant knife as liberators

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

We must take control of the sun!

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

It's on my agenda after we crash mercury in to mars as part of my scientific plan to fix astrology.

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