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Seems likely. We wouldn't even know because it's always night over there when it's day over here, but it's night over hear when it's day over there, so we wouldn't be able to see it!
China's several timezones ahead, so they can stab us from the future. We can't see it coming. We need to develop our counter knife program immediately so that we can stab them from the past as a preemptive defense!
it's time to bring back the giant spoon. it was a shield all along.
Congress is allocating an additional $75 billion to the Pentagon for this pressing issue
What China hasn't accounted for is my fucked up sleep schedule
What
hasn't accounted for is how I will greet the Chinese and their giant knife as liberators
We must take control of the sun!
It's on my agenda after we crash mercury in to mars as part of my scientific plan to fix astrology.
Fuck I love science!
Epic!
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