And that’s when I realized that we will never get a good licensed movie ever again, because it’s all going to be appealing to a demographic that’s only going to see their blorbos say the shit that they know

I mean...that was basically every licensed movie back in the day already. The production values have certainly gone up, but they've never really changed from the "have random popular celebrity inexplicably in the lead role and have Mr. Catchphrase say the thing."