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this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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there will be two helicopter crashes and when a tank gets hung up on something, in standard military fashion, someone in the parade, hopped up on diesel fumes will shout "gun gun gun!" and panic fire into the crowd gathering nearby. the event will be spun as antifa terror attack which was successfully repelled.
even though the real culprit will actually have been incompetence at every level.
video footage and audio recordings showing unequivocal evidence of this will be declassified during the truth and reconciliation council acts of 2053.
Jokes on you, they make us take out anything that could make a bullet do its job before we go out and do parade stuff around VIP's.
hilarious! and probably wise, as I can picture a tank crew or even just a gunner-involved kinetic event... but also maybe a weird vulnerability?
I'm sure the visible oinkers, the secret police, and the rooftop guys will all be armed which is another amusing distinction in the character boundry between troops and cops.
whenever I come across a policy or protocol I didn't expect, I think about the situation that caused somebody to go "well, that cannot happen again" and this one makes me laugh.