Really? NO ONE wants to hire an anatomically correct Pikachu for their party/event?? (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 days ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

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[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

these kids don't know what they could have had. fat pikachu forever.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

I can't work events with kids unless I'm PhD Pikachu or Rock Star Pikachu. Otherwise I'm strictly no pants even as Magician Pikachu. No public venues either.